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The stock dwarf publishes recommendations for stock purchases and sales and makes a projection about how long he thinks you should keep a particular buy. The stock dwarf is concise and targeted and will not give you Happy’s Advice (because he’s too optimistic), Sleepy’s Advice (because he missed it), Grumpy’s Advice (because he’s doubtful about it), Sneezy’s Advice (even though that excites you), Dopey’s Advice (because he’s a dum guy), or Bashful’s Advice (because he hides that), he gives you Doc’s advice (which is healthful, timely, and the right thing).